i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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