They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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