I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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