I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i don't like sucking hair
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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