playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It's like God shit irony all over that family
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
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It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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