Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
as a side note pls kill me
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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