People in love make me want to vomit
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Randomize
