He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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