hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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