i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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