I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
