Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.