Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.