Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest