i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I miss vodka workout Fridays
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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