went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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