Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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