Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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