porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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