never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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