is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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