She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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