how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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