I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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