he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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