I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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