One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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