Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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