If that was your dad, he is hot
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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