How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
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At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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