Whod you bang
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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