last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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