I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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