this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
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My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
ttyl tear gas
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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