Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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