their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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