Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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