Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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