so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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