at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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