the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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