I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there was a trapeze. enough said
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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