she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
my poor anus
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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