ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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