If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Everything about him screamed your future.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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