suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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