I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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