This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
pop tarts are not kleenex
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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