My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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