White coat. Heels.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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