talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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