Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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