STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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