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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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