And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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